mara was freaking out about a pro-swimming!johnlock au and during an ALL NIGHTER with this dingus i wrote her a lil ficlet
like what the heck was sherlock going to say at the end of HLV if not a confession of love?
"John, I’ve been meaning to tell you something always, and since it seems we’ll never meet again, I ought to say it now… You owe me 345 quid in damages to the flat."
Literally what the sentence “she wasn’t supposed to be like this” means if not “I married her precisely because she was the opposite of you and I thought she wouldn’t break my heart”
Yeah, that hand is definitely on his crotch as he’s dreaming about Sherlock. Then the doorbell rings and the FLINGS Mary’s hand off him as though it burns. INTERESTING.